Sunday, June 22, 2008

Cookin' out

So far in our marriage we have noticed a large difference in vocabulary when it comes to some things. We have graciously learned how to translate what the other is saying even if we don't always agree on what is actually correct. So for the rest of you, we thought we would provide a comparison of SoCal vocab to Ohio Valley vocab. You can decide for yourselves which is right, or just have fun using some new slang.

Californian Hoosiern
"Sup dude" = "Hey Y'all"
"Late" = "See ya"
"BBQ" = "Cooking out"
"Vacuum" = "Sweeper"
"Wash" = "Warsh"
"Beanie" = "Toboggan"
"Soda" = "Pop" or "Coke"
"Joy Riding" = "Hill Hoppin"
"Carl's Jr." = "Hardee's"

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Funny article

By Alison apRobertsNEW YORK TIMES NEWS SERVICE
March 20, 2005
SACRAMENTO – Dude, maybe you and that sequoia you've got your arms around should get a room. You could order in some caviar and olives. Or go wine-tasting or barbecue some papaya.
It would be awesome and, like, so totally Californian.



Maybe it's the result of too much sunshine or too many earthquakes, but whatever the reason, a majority of people who live in California actually fit some of those loopy-coast stereotypes – hugging trees, going wine-tasting, saying "Dude."
Maybe we should just call it "California Grown" weirdness, since a survey commissioned for the California Grown marketing campaign provides the proof. The survey's purpose was to test the truth of the stereotypes used to humorous effect in the campaign's ads. The findings were a bit unexpected to the academic who conducted the survey, Dennis Tootelian, a marketing professor at California State University, Sacramento.
"The lifestyles of Californians have been the subject of debate and ridicule over the years, but, surprisingly, we do a lot of those things," Tootelian says. "Maybe they're not as far off as they seem."
Tootelian says the survey put him in touch with his own inner Californian: "I've never hugged a tree, but I love to play with olives, and come to think of it, I've done most of the things (in the survey questions)."
The marketing campaign to encourage state residents to buy California products is run by the Buy California Marketing Agreement, a joint effort of agricultural industry groups and the California Department of Food and Agriculture.
Survey results, released last week, are based on 500 respondents. Here are some findings:
Surf's down: Only 24 percent of respondents report having gone surfing. Those who live in Fresno (17 percent) and in Los Angeles (18 percent) are least likely to have tried it. If you want to find surfers, your best bet is to head to San Diego, where 36 percent of residents have hung 10 (or tried, anyway).
Little mud-slinging: 21 percent of Californians have had a mud bath.
Pining away: 63 percent of Californians surveyed have hugged a tree. And they're not ashamed.
Udderly surprising: Nearly half (47 percent) of those surveyed said they had milked a cow. More than half – 53 percent – of those who live in Sacramento and Fresno had done so.
Let your fingers do the playing: Most Californians (57 percent) have put black olives on their fingers as kids, and 28 percent have done so as adults. Central Valley residents play the fingertip-olive game most: 71 percent of Sacramento respondents reported doing so as kids, 42 percent as adults.
All fired up: Nearly all – 99 percent – of residents have made or eaten barbecued meat or fish; 83 percent have barbecued or eaten barbecued fruit or vegetables.
Some beluga, baby? More than half of Californians – 57 percent – have tried caviar. San Francisco residents are most likely to have nibbled on it (78 percent) while Fresno residents are the least likely to have tried it (41 percent).
Pour it on: 70 percent of Californians have visited a winery. The whole state's gone "Sideways," it seems.
Talking points: 71 percent of respondents have used the word "awesome" to describe something they've eaten; 67 percent of respondents have called someone "dude" on at least one occasion.

Note from Jess: I think Sean accounts for about 10% of the "dude" saying. Just kidding!

Monday, June 16, 2008

Arches Trip








Sean and I recently took a trip down to good old Moab, UT to visit Arches national park. We had a great trip down and stopped in Price to visit Sean's old office. About fifteen minutes after arriving in Arches, while looking for a campsite, we ripped the muffler on Sean's car apart going over a speedbump. So we spent the first two hours of our vacation sitting outside a mechanic's shop in Moab. It definitely made an interesting start to our "relaxing" vacation. We spent the next two days touring Arches and camping. We even had a birthday camping dinner for Sean: cheese brats, chips, and dutch oven chocolate cake. After two days of hiking in dust, sand, and sweat, we decided to spend our last evening at the exclusive Roadway Inn in Moab. Sean picked it because of the water slide (see pic above). Sean also used his smooth talker skills and convinced the lady at the front desk to give us the "suite" at regular price. Which it turns out consisted of a couch separated from the bed by a large piece of wood. All in all, we had a really awesome time and saw some really beautiful landscape. I think next time we want relaxing, however, it will consist of air conditioning and a beachfront hotel. Jess and Sean






Blog in progess

Hello all and welcome to our new blog (compliments of the always helpful Jordan McCollum). Bear with us as this is a work in progress. Also, just a disclaimer, most of the stuff in this blog is just for laughs. We don't actually think of each other as a beach bum and a redneck. We also wanted to have a place to keep our far away families updated on our lives. Hope you all enjoy and keep a look out for more laughs and pics! Love Jess and Sean